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No no, I’m Dave! James’s brother! I just happen to look like a genetically mutated version of him! Also I have an impressively large penis!*ĭude! You slept with my girl? The Brah Code demands that we fight each other by squeezing each other’s junk! Then let’s break up the frat by manipulating Zac’s best friend James Francostien into sleeping with Zac’s generic blonde girlfriend! I declare Jihad on the fraternity! Let’s flood their basement! I'm sure a massive plumbing bill will drive them out! SETH and ROSE’s baby chews on a USED CONDOM because having the most ADORABLE BABY IN THE WORLD possibly contract an STD is TOTES LOL, AMIRITE? Even the house on the opposite side of the FRAT whose owners must have been born without EYES and EARS or a BRAIN. Then we’ll get the entire neighborhood to turn against you! Surely we’re not the only family annoyed by their excessive partying!īut THEY ARE, SOMEHOW. This noble frat of young men with plenty of booze and party favors out in plain view tells me you guys are the real assholes here, and I believe them because they have footage of you partying with them, which oddly doesn't show you smoking any joints that I could charge you on. Officer, please tell them to turn their music down.
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THE FRAT turns the volume on their speakers up to “WATCHING TRANSFORMERS DURING A SHUTTLE LAUNCH” loud and SETH and ROSE call the COPS. Just be sure not to call the cops on us or shit is going to get real. Let us bond over discussions of the caped crusader. Would you and your lovely wench like to join in on our awesome festivities? ZAC and his FRAT proceed to PISS ALL OVER THAT BULLSHIT. Just try to keep the noise down, m’kay?Īs the president of the fraternity that single handedly created toga parties, beer pong and Boot N’ Rally, we will humbly abide your request for low volume partying. Please accept these tokens of friendship that you can literally toke on. I bring you a peace offering of weed and my wife’s inexplicable Australian accent, it is her mother tongue after all. Meanwhile a FRAT moves in next door led by the handsome, sexy, multitalented, and super hung ZAC EFRON.* Now go roll me a fatty while I bemoan to my coworker how I long for the days before married life and fatherhood when all I did was smoke weed and have sex, unlike what I do for a third of this film. So I’m the laugh track to your Dennis Miller?Įxactly. You’re just here to convince everyone that whatever I say is hilarious. I play a stoner schlub who knocks up a hot girl and she actually keeps the baby? This doesn't sound familiar at all. SETH and ROSE are a happily married couple who like to FUCK in front of their BABY.īecause nothing turns a woman on like having her newborn watching her get plowed by Seth Rogen. SETH ROGEN AND ROSE BYRNE’S LAME OLD PEOPLE HOUSE